GET YOURSELF ADOPTED - REALLY!
You may think it's great now... but just wait. Dorm food gets really old and cheesy. You may even feel like you're behind bars. Why not get adopted into a family here at UNIVERSITY BAPTIST CHURCH. Think of the advantages. An occasional home cooked meal... another place to hang out... maybe some clean laundry (how many times can you pick over your dirty underwear?)... and if you really connect, maybe you could go on vacation with them to Disney World or even be included in their will! Well, let's not push it.
